#sdv alex x female farmer

[thebiggerbear]

"Sleep. I'll keep you safe." - SDV Alex Prompt Response

Summary: Alex sees something through your window one night and it scares him silly. You have to explain to him that it's pretty normal out here on the farm and there is nothing to fear. ...Well, you were pretty sure there wasn't, anyway.

Pairing: SDV Alex x Female!Reader; SDV Alex x Female!Farmer

A/N: Prompt from @thelonelyempath. Alex is the only other character I've married in the game (I usually marry my girl Leah and well, I married Shane once but I'm still traumatized by the empty pizza boxes so like fight club, I don't talk about it) and he's such a cutie. This scene immediately popped into my head for the prompt line.

Unbeta'd so all mistakes are mine.

Warnings: fluff

Word Count: 1187

Taglist: @avada-kedavra-bitch-187; @rieleatiel

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"Sleep. I'll keep you safe."

Soldier Boy version ✨ Beau version ✨ Dean version ✨ Jenny version ✨ Tom version ✨ Jason version ✨ Anael version

“Ahhhh, Y/N!”

You woke up with a start, immediately sitting up and glancing around the room. You spotted your husband running back to your bed from the window, a look of terror in his face. Before you could ask what was wrong, he leapt under the covers and burrowed himself under his pillow, the linens trembling. Beyond being confused, you glanced around the room again, seeing a green face in the window staring back at you. You jumped and then realized just who you were looking at. You silently cursed yourself for leaving your sword in the other room. She gave you a toothy smirk before flying off, her cackles being heard through the thin-paned glass. 

You shook your head and sighed, turning to glance at the shaking lump next to you. “It’s alright, honey. She’s gone.”

An eye peeked out from under the blankets. “W-What?”

You pulled the blanket back over his head, smiling. “She’s gone,” you repeated. “You can come out now.”

Alex lifted up, warily glancing around, his hair sticking up adorably. “She?”

You smiled and sat back against the headboard, reaching over to run your fingers through his hair. “The witch.”

Alex turned around and sat next to you, placing his shoulder next to yours. “You say that like it’s normal.”

You shrugged. “She flies around here sometimes and she likes to curse animals, people.”

Alex glanced over at you in alarm.

Your grin grew. “You don’t need to worry about her, silly. She usually leaves us alone.” Your smile started to fade when you thought back to what The Wizard had asked you to do a couple of months back. “Then again, I did take The Wizard’s Magic Ink after bribing the Goblin to get into her hut when she wasn’t there.” You bit your lip in thought before you turned a reassuring smile onto your husband. “But that was months ago.”

“Again, you say all of that like it’s normal.” He shook his head before studying you intently. “Are you sure she’s not upset with you because of this ink you took or whatever?”

You shrugged. “Not one hundred percent sure but pretty close.” You weren’t too worried about it. For the most part, The Witch left you alone. A few of your chickens couldn’t say the same but that was a small price to pay considering.

Alex slowly nodded, mulling it over and glancing back at the window. He then suddenly sat up a little straighter and wrapped his arm around you, pulling you into him. “Yeah, well, if she comes back for you, babe, she better think twice. Or she’ll have me to deal with.”

You bit the inside of your cheek to keep from teasing him that he had been hidden under the blankets not that long ago when you and The Witch were engaged in a staring contest. Instead, you smiled, touched at the words and the gesture your husband was trying to make. “Thanks, honey,” you murmured. “But we’ll be okay.”

He pressed a kiss to your forehead. “We will.”

He held you for a little bit longer, rubbing your arm, before you both settled back down under the covers. You were content to lie there with your head on his chest and him rubbing your back. You were completely relaxed, ready to think about falling back asleep when you heard “Sleep. I”ll keep you safe.” 

You dug your teeth into your bottom lip to keep from chuckling and instead, you smiled and hugged him tighter. “Love you, honey,” you whispered.

“Love you, too, babe.” You heard an adorable yawn follow and his ministrations on your back began to slow. It wasn’t too long before you heard a tell-tale snoring under your ear. 

You gently disentangled yourself from his arms, got out of bed, and tiptoed into the main room. You grabbed your sword and hurried back into the bedroom, the chill of the night air infecting the floor and nipping at your bare feet. You set the sword down carefully within your reach and then got back into bed, noting the cat had joined you, all curled up at yours and Alex’s feet, staring wide-eyed at the window, almost as if on sentry. You nearly laughed at the sight, knowing that while you were intent on making sure your husband felt safe enough to get a good night’s sleep on your farm, your pet was also practically guarding you both. 

You shook your head, chuckling under your breath, before you gingerly settled yourself back into your husband’s arms. His snoring cut off for a moment and he tightened his arms around you, pulling you in closer, before it resumed…right in your ear. You smiled and pressed a kiss to his covered chest, laying your head back down to sleep. It wasn’t long before you were drifting off, The Witch’s cackle echoing somewhere far off as you did. You simply wrote it off as you starting to dream.

And if there was another Void Chicken on your farm the next morning and your husband turned wide eyes on you as he saw it while attempting to give you a hand with feeding the animals, you decided that it was simply what The Witch had done before Alex caught sight of her the night before. And when Alex moved a little closer to you, sticking to you like glue for the next hour, half-protective, half-scared, you figured a visit to The Wizard might be in order a little later that day. If he couldn’t help you, then you’d be making the journey to The Witch’s hut again, intent on settling the matter once and for all.

You didn’t mind The Witch but if your husband didn’t feel safe (and your animals certainly weren’t), then you were intent on doing whatever it took to restore that feeling for him. Especially since, you were pretty sure that you had some important news to tell him in the next day or so, once you had seen Harvey at the clinic to confirm your suspicions.

You surprised him with a hug and smiled, leaning up for a kiss. He smirked and gave you one before you both glanced out over the farm you had built that now belonged to both of you. You watched as the sun continued to warm the sky and paint the horizon in all kinds of colors. You’d seen plenty of sunrises on your own but sharing ones like these with Alex were beyond special. You were grateful that you’d chosen to make the move to Pelican Town and that you found him. You two were building a life together and no disgruntled witch was going to ruin that, not if you had anything to say about it.

“I love you, Alex,” you murmured to him, still staring at the sky. You felt him kiss the side of your head. “I love you, babe.” You smiled and laid your head on his shoulder, feeling him gently lay his head on top of yours. Your grandpa had been right; this was just how life should be.

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[coffeeshopguest]

please i need stardew valley bachelors in a kinky gangbang with gender neutral or female farmer!

I loved this suggestion but please have mercy, I didn't know which ones you wanted so I did all 6 which was VERY difficult for me to incorporate so I made it sort of cheap in the end to save having to write a whole night of sex with them all 😭 pls enjoy! I'm sorry if it's a little shitty, I've never written or read group sex stuff 😭

The Bachelor's and the Farmer's Night

Word Count: 1569

Pairing: F!Reader x Sebastian, Harvey, Sam, Alex, Shane & Elliott

Warning: 18+, group sex, rope kink, handcuffs, swearing, unprotected sex, vaginal fingering, anal mention, oral mention, cum swallowing, light bdsm (choking, spanking), all of it is pretty vague and quickly mentioned except the fingering & vaginal sex

It was Sam's idea. Not that he was gonna openly parade that around to anyone at first. It started as a pathetic fantasy that he would get off on at night, thin walls making him cover his own mouth as he imagined the farmer laying on a bed, tied down, taking it from him and Sebastian over and over. He was ashamed to even incorporate his friend in a fantasy, but the idea of a threesome with the farmer and Sebastian was just...so fucking hot. The idea of watching her get fucked, then fucking her - Sam was a simple man and he nearly came on the spot every single time he imagined it. 

What's worse? He began incorporating the idea of Alex in the mix. He was friendly with Alex - and Sam had seen the farmer interacting with Alex a lot recently. Even throwing around a football with him the other day. Sam didn't immediately think anything of it, until he woke up sweating and hard, having dreamt the farmer and Alex going at it while Sam jacked off and waited for his turn patiently. Slowly, Sam began to think about...what if more people got involved? And oh, god. He finally let it slip to Sebastian. 

"What do you think of that new farmer?" Sam asked as he took a shot for one of the striped balls on the pool table. His voice was even, but his heart was racing a pathetic amount. 

Sebastian leaned on his stick, watching Sam's shot. "She's cute," Sebastian answered. The two made slow eye contact and Sam debated just leaving the whole conversation at that. But something about the way Sebastian stared him down made him crack. 

"Yeah, yeah, she is...uh- you like her?" 

Sebastian took a swig of his drink, nodded a little. "Sure," he said, "why?" 

"How...how do you like her?" Sam gently rested his stick down on the wall, watching his friend. "Like," he began, "sexually...or...?" 

Eyes widening a little, Sebastian tilted his head. "I- we don't usually talk about that kinda stuff," he dismissed, turning his attention to the pool table and ignoring Sam for a moment. 

Sam nodded slightly, before he finally whispered, "I know but I want to...uh..." he glanced around the Saloon to see if anyone was looking towards them. No one was. "I kinda want to...have...some group sex with them." 

Sebastian took a shot, perhaps out of shock, the cue ball launched across the table and sunk a striped ball. He stared down at the table. Quiet. "Just us three or?" 

"Uhm...I was thinking maybe Alex..." 

Sebastian raised his head up, hair falling over his left eye. "The farmer? Did you talk to her?"

 Sam shook his head and Sebastian slowly turned to the table where he'd set his drink aside, grabbing it and gently taking a sip. "Ask her. Tell me when you do."

"You...you're in?" 

Sebastian gave a short nod, and the two acted as though the conversation never even happened. 

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When presented with the idea, albeit from a terrified Sam, you agreed immediately. With a condition. You wanted Sam to invite Elliott, Shane, and Harvey. His eyes widened. 

"Six....you want six guys-" you nodded. Sam had to awkwardly adjust his pants, at the mere suggestion of that many guys fucking you he got hard. Just the idea of watching it was too much for him. "I- I'll see what they say." 

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To Sam's shock, every single person agreed. He was expecting a sharp no from Shane, but he said yes without a second thought. Harvey stuttered out a "Oh...holy shit...uh- at the farm-?" and blushed madly. Elliott tried to maintain some sort of dignity but by the immediate bulge in his pants Sam guessed his answer before Elliott could recover words and agree. Alex tried to act disgusted at first. But then he mumbled a "can I bring handcuffs and rope?" (Sam asked "dude you live with your grandparents in a small town, why do you even have those?" and was met with a glare). 

So it was arranged, a day and time was set. The six made their way down to the farm, chatting quietly amongst themselves. Sam was hard basically half the day before this, eagerly awaiting the nighttime - when his fantasy would become reality. The farmer answered the door, smiling softly at the six men. "Boys, come on in," she smiled. Sam nearly choked, they were wearing a flannel, opened up, only a bra underneath. Fuck. Fucking christ. She was good at this. 

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Upon being brought to the bedroom, Sam gently guided you to lay down, Harvey quickly mumbled "she needs a safe word-" and the rest agreed. Turning their attention to you. Six flushed, eager faces. You felt like prey laying in the bed, flannel opened to expose your bra. A safe word definitely was needed. As much as you wanted to take all six repeatedly you weren't entirely sure how much you could take before you were too used.

"Red light," you murmured out. "Yellow light means give me a break, but I want to keep going." 

And so it began. Sam quickly ripped off the flannel and tossed it aside, then tore the bra off and threw it aside, his hands wandered to your jeans, slowly unzipping them. Your panties exposed, he gently moved his hand down, rubbing softly against the wet spot. You bit your lip, about to moan. Quickly, Sam backed up, Sebastian took one side of the bed and Alex the other. Hands launched to your chest, as Sam gently finished pulling off your pants. A hand on each breast, gently running your ripples through their fingers, you began moaning out loud. Sam got off the bed. 

"Who wants to go first?" he asked, Elliott stepped forward. He gently undid his pants, erection springing out. He gently lined up. 

You bit your lip, before he backed away, "did...anyone bring lube?" Elliott's voice gently asked. It was Harvey who had, gently digging it out of his jacket pocket and handing it over. Elliott gently poured some into his hand, gliding it across your pussy causing you to moan out. Out of the corner of your eye you saw Sam, eagerly jacking off as he watched. Sebastian was still by your side, but his hands had left your body. Elliott gently shoved a finger in. "I'll start slow, you're about to have a hell of a night," he said reassuringly. 

You looked up into his eyes, nodding softly. He smiled, gently leaning down, placing a kiss on your forehead, before be pulled his finger out. "Did that hurt at all?" you shook your head, and he gently shoved two fingers in, letting your body adjust to the feeling, he slowly began pumping them in and out of you. All eyes were on you and you whimpered softly, meeting eyes with Shane who was still fully dressed. 

"Sha- shane-" you mumbled, gasping as Elliott's fingers expertly worked you. "Can- you- strip?" 

A hand gently laced around your neck, "use manners, baby, what do we say?" it was Sebastian's hand, tight grip but just light enough not to hurt. Elliott's fingers effortlessly kept time. 

"Please?" you whimpered, the hand left your neck and Shane slowly began to undo his belt. As soon as he was stripped, Elliott's hands left you, for only a second you had a miserable feeling of emptiness before Shane swapped with Elliott. 

He postioned himself, hands gently gripping your hips as he found where to line up. "Ready?" you nodded, and with one swift thrust he was in you. Lips found your neck, Shane was focused on fucking you. It was Harvey who had knelt beside you, hand gently gliding down your body to your tit's. Lips on your neck, sucking and leaving a hickey. 

Shane grunted, speeding up more. "Fuck- tight...gonna-" 

"Not in her," Sam whimpered, you had forgotten Sam was still here, in the corner of the events jacking off. "We can't all...not in her." 

To describe the events would be tiring and long and endless. They took turns, spilling themselves over your naked body, in your ass, in your mouth. Alex was partial to rough sex, Sam into watching, Harvey wanted to pleasure you however you asked, Shane was focused solely on his own quick finish, Sebastian wanted to tie you down with Alex's ropes when he fucked you and choke you out, Elliott was gentle and soft and sweet and placed kisses on your forehead as you took their dicks over and over and over. 

In the end, the sun rose when you guys finally ended the session. You had given several sessions of head. Taken fingers, fists, and dicks. Been tied down, choked, spanked, had your hair pulled. And each of them had asked for something the others hadn't. Sam begged to finish by jacking off onto your naked body. Sebastian wanted your lips wrapped around his cock when he finished. Alex, he was the one who dug out a condom so he could feel your pussy tighten around him as he came inside you. 

When the session ended, you simply told all of them. "We're doing this again." 

[merkuits]

early pride month gift :)

the farmers are based on @remitheratli and i’s farmers in sdv!

[noahisntreal]

hot take ?? (more lukewarm probably)

maybe i'm the problem but anytime i see a female farmer with alex or a male farmer with haley i cringe and silently judge like nonono. they're actually so unlikable if you romance them as the opposite gender what are you doing ? get UP and respect yourself rn

[onlyyours2love]

I hate hurt/no comfort fics. Despise them. I can’t read them if I see the tag.

But, hear me out on this pitch:

Haley marries Alex out of comphet because she doesn’t want to be in love with the farmer. She tries not to get close to Alex’s family and tries to hate them but nobody could ever actually hate Evelyn. Evelyn is very very very well aware that Haley doesn’t love Alex and shares her empathy and tells her gently that she knows her heart is with the farmer. Haley is taken aback because she did everything to hide her feelings for the farmer and the only one who caught on to it was Evelyn. Then Evelyn explains that she was once in the same situation in her youth because she did the exact same thing with Haley’s grandmother (the one with the bracelet). Haley then realizes she is repeating a generations’ history and hurts.

That being said let me tell the public that what I am working on is a fun fic where Haley and Lesbian farmer are married and they go on what is essentially a scavenger hunt where she learns her great grandmother was gay and Haley broke the comphet curse of her family

spoiler alert: the farmers’ family is involved as well

[moonferry]

there are some characters who look SO STRAIGHT you just HAVE to gay marry them. like

alex x male farmer? superior

haley x female farmer? superior

please just let them be happy and discover themselves instead of forcing them into a "popularity" relationship or so help me !!

also i think is sooo cute how if your player is the same gender as the person you're romancing the bachelor/bachelorette will have a bisexual (or sexuality/romantic feeling of your choosing) awakening.

[sdvbraindump]

Current SDV FF List

Below is a list of the ideas I have in mind for my SDV FFs so far. Will be updated as works progress.

Note: all FFs will be in different universes.

Currently Published/In Progress

A Meteorite Among The Stars - Shane x Female OC x Harvey (18+ MDNI) AU/Canon Divergent Shane has been living in Pelican Town for the past year in an attempt to start fresh after years of missteps and bad luck. When he finds out the newest resident who recently moved into the old farm outside of town is someone from his past, he has to decide whether to hide or heal old wounds and correct his mistakes. Things get even more complicated when other residents get closer to the new farmer, especially the local doctor Harvey. Current Headcanons of Main Characters (SFW-contains spoilers)

WIP (parts written but not published yet):

Head Over Heels-Female OC x Shane (25% written): Female Farmer OC moved to Stardew Valley to save the family farm after Joja Corp offered to buy the land. She meets the townspeople, but for some reason, she can't shake the anti-social Shane, thanks to meddling neighbors and friends. This is 50% canon-compliant with light liberties of characters' backgrounds.

In Development/Brainstorming:

N/A

Future Planned Works:

Alex x Farmer OC (Canon Divergent) Sebastian x Farmer OC (Canon Divergent)

[stardewvalleyficrecs]

i think you know who

By snowlandsontop

The farmer sends Shane to talk to the bachelor she wants to ask out at the Flower Dance. After speaking with Alex, Harvey, Sebastian, Sam, and Elliott, Shane is still oblivious to who it really is.

Words:7180 Chapters:6/6 Language: English

Rating: General Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/M

Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)

Relationships: Shane/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Shane/Player (Stardew Valley), Shane & Female Player (Stardew Valley), Shane & Player (Stardew Valley)

Characters: Shane (Stardew Valley), Alex (Stardew Valley) Harvey (Stardew Valley) Sam (Stardew Valley), Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Elliott (Stardew Valley), Female Player (Stardew Valley), Player (Stardew Valley), Jas (Stardew Valley), Evelyn (Stardew Valley)

Additional Tags: Crushes, Secret Crush, Jealousy, Fluff, Birthday Presents, oblivious shane, Tooth-Rotting Fluff, Birthday, Oblivious, Complete

[stardew-imagines-me]

SDV Omegaverse AU HEADCANONS

// Omegaverse is a Universe with Alpha Beta Omega. I adore this au because like, it’s so cute. I will link a guide for those who aren’t familiar with these terms/ this au and hope that you enjoy my headcanons for them :-)

This guide is a little crude, but it gets the explainations down ///

Alex - Alpha: a headstrong Alpha who gets cocky about the size of his muscles. Innocent though, and respects all genders

Elliot - Beta: a beautiful Beta who adores everyone and sets out to find the meaning of life through poetry and sea salt

Harvey - Omega: a kind omega who tends to peoples wounds, helps cure the sick and genuinely feels remorse for all and everyone

Sam - Alpha: a dopey Alpha who maybe spends too much time trying to do skateboard tricks and catching frogs with his omega friends to find a suitable mate

Sebastian - Omega: an omega who doesn’t really care for anyone other than his friends and family. Doesn’t like to be around alphas unless it’s his dad or best friend, and prefers to stick by omegas and betas because he respects them more

Shane - Beta: a grumpy Beta who doesn’t give a single shit about a mate or the status of his subgender. He lives day by day just existing and drinking, but inside, he hopes to find someone who’ll adore him just as much as he adores chickens

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Abigail - Omega: strong willed omega female who will not let her subgender get in the way of her ability to fight

Haley - Alpha: a rude, sassy alpha who adores beautiful people, pretty things and get what she wants

Emily - Beta: a down to earth Beta is loves to care for others, meditate and find peace in knowing one day she’ll find her soulmate

Maru - Beta: highly intelligent beta who often finds herself exploring not only the technical aspect of life, but sets out to make a less defective heat suppressant for omegas

Leah - Alpha: an artsy Alpha who cares a lot for her mates and the world their living in

Penny - Omega: a quiet omega who loves to tend to children, get lost in the realm of imagination and day dreams about future life

•

Farmer - x

[stardewvalleyficrecs]

Night Owl Farm

By Paramerion

Cecilia Reed flees Zuzu city in the first impulsive decision she's ever made in her life; running off and starting a new life is for the desperate and immature, not the ever in control, hot shot budget analyst of Joja Co. And while Pelican Town seems provincial compared to the big city she gets far more than she bargained for in the form of men and supernatural presences.

Words: 36862 Chapters: 10/? Language: English

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings

Category: F/M

Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)

Relationship: Alex/Female Player (Stardew Valley)

Characters: Alex (Stardew Valley), Original Female Character(s), Leah (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), Kent (Stardew Valley), Penny (Stardew Valley), Harvey (Stardew Valley), Elliott (Stardew Valley)

Additional Tags: Romance, Mystery, Supernatural Elements

[stardewvalleyficrecs]

simple in the moonlight. 

By jenniferwalters

what is simple in the moonlight, by the morning never is.

When Margot Utkin is left the deed to Nestor Farm, the people of Pelican Town are enraptured by her. Will the city girl be able to assimilate with the townsfolk, or will it be a difficult life reset?

(inspired by the group event, and its absolute hilarity.)

Words: 13335 Chapters: 6/? Language: English

Rating: Mature

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Categories: F/F, F/M, Multi

Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)

Relationships: Shane/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Sam/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Alex/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Haley/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Harvey/Female Player (Stardew Valley), Emily/Female Player (Stardew Valley)

Characters: Shane (Stardew Valley), Alex (Stardew Valley), Sam (Stardew Valley), Harvey (Stardew Valley), Sebastian (Stardew Valley), Elliott (Stardew Valley), Leah (Stardew Valley), Emily (Stardew Valley), Haley (Stardew Valley), Penny (Stardew Valley), Maru (Stardew Valley), Lewis (Stardew Valley), Marnie (Stardew Valley), Pam (Stardew Valley), Gus (Stardew Valley), Jodi (Stardew Valley), Kent (Stardew Valley)

Additional Tags: i do not know who endgame will be with!, exciting times we live in, rating may change as I go on

[stardewvalleyficrecs]

Dusty Heart

By Ginnybean

Sometimes things work out differently. Sometimes Adelaide falls in love with a boy from town with a hidden heart.

Words: 4344 Chapters: 4/4 Language: English

Rating: Teen And Up Audiences

Archive Warning: No Archive Warnings Apply

Category: F/M

Fandom: Stardew Valley (Video Game)

Relationship:  Alex/Female Player (Stardew Valley)

Characters: Alex (Stardew Valley), Female Player (Stardew Valley), Villagers (Stardew Valley)

Additional Tags: Vignettes, Chapters are randomly added, These Won't Be in Chronological Order, Angst at some point

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[willymontana]

This is so CUTE❤️❤️❤️

early pride month gift :)

the farmers are based on @remitheratli and i’s farmers in sdv!